Sunday, November 7, 2010

Top Ten

Top Ten Benefits of having a Senior Dog


10. Bath time is no longer a fight to keep them in the tub. I think it’s harder to get them out.

9. They decide to run from you but only make it to the front yard because it’s just too much effort.

8. 17 throws of the ball is now only 1 and they are completely satisfied.

7. Potty time is pretty quick since they go as soon as they hit the grass..and they are done..Back inside to the nice, cozy bed!

6. You say “Go to bed” and they do….for the night.

5. The “stay” command finally works!....and any other command for that matter because they just don’t want to deal with it anymore.

4. Thunderstorm? What thunderstorm? They can’t hear it anymore!

3. No more shedding since they lost most of their hair to old age.

2. They run (well walk) to the window to bark and the only thing you hear is a soft whisper.

And the number 1 benefit of having a senior dog is…

Speaking of bark…Their bark is bigger than there bite even as a whisper…since they no longer have any teeth to bite you with. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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